how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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