Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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