Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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