what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What comes after 23? 24.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Nick Cannon

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

A Pakistani news reader.

Michel Moor on a die...

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

People...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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