- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

My name is Harry.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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