What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Anti Joke

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