Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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