Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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George Bush.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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