What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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