Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Arron Glass

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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