How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Where is my tractor?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Ted Haggard.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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