- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

squash squash who squash my ass

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