Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How are you this morning?

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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