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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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