Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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