I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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