Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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So you there Red?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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