Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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if you read this you are gay

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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