Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you call a black man? A person

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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