Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Potassium? K.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Your mother is average.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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