- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

L's I's that took Viagra.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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