A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Caca.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What color is red paint? Red

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Anti Joke

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