- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

L's I's that took Viagra.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Wait what? I did not type that!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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