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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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