- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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