- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Vicky is my best friend.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gay Rights

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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