- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Are you a tree

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Reading books

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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