What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Penis

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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