A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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This joke is funny

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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book 'em danno

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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