This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Justin's humor

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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minorities

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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