- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Mormons having fun.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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