A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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learn the ropes?

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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