- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

fruit salad?

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