Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

book 'em danno

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

a blond girl walks into a bar

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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