What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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