TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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run farther?

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Hi what I lug you

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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