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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Religion.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

learn the ropes?

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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