Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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