- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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