A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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How long is a china man?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Xbox One

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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