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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

u suck

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.