Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

these are shit

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

im watching you..

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

This statement is false.

your mom

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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