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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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