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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Brad Fuller!

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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