- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Bumsniffer

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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