- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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