What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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GONNA

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Gun Control

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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