Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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The Olympics

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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