How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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