Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Your all fags

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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