- Anti Joke

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

My penis is big... not.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What can hitler cook well Steak