- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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