- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Mormons having fun.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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